Koshari – the national dish of Egypt
In my humble opinion, this is
Egypt’s greatest national dish, and equally, it is the most delicious concoction
of flavours to have ever graced my taste buds.
As you go through life, you may
meet Egyptians that’ll tell you I’m over-exaggerating, but pay them no heed.
Although this carbohydrate-loaded meal may not look like anything special, when
you take a nice big spoonful of rice, pasta, lentils, chickpeas, tomato salsa
and fried onions, what I can only describe as magic, begins to happen.
It’s not just the satisfying
taste, but also the smell of the fried onions and the multiple layers of
texture, that make every bite memorable. You’ll find yourself reminiscing with
a close friend, ‘Remember bite 23? Ah, bite 23...’ But the soft rice and pasta,
the slightly harder chickpeas and lentils and then the outrageously crunchy
fried onions, really do leave you gasping for more.
If you happen to find yourself
walking down any street in Cairo – as you do – and your stomach starts screaming
for your attention, stick your nose into the air and locate that beautiful
smell of fried onions. Next thing you know, you’ve hit Koshari Paradise!
Almost every Koshari shop in
Egypt is identical to the next, and as one of the cheapest foods you’ll find in
the country, eating in a Koshari shop will give you the perfect opportunity to
spy on the natives.
The most famous Koshari shop in
Cairo is called Abu Tarek, situated quite close to the heart of the city: Tahrir
Square. Inside, it’s perpetually heaving with hungry Egyptians, and quite a
healthy helping of tourists who are in search of a more memorable meal than
their usual Big Mac.
Once you’ve seated yourself on
the tin tables, a waiter will come quickly to take your order. Here in Koshari
Paradise there is no need to furrow your brow over choosing what to eat – every
dish is the same! - all you need to worry about is choosing small, medium or
large. You can also order extra fried onions (recommended), lentils, salsa or
anything else you fancy.
You’ll notice on the table two
long wine-bottle-type bottles. In one of these you’ll find a red liquid and in
another you’ll find a yellow liquid. Please, please don’t make the mistake of absent-mindedly
pouring the red liquid into your bowl (as I have done before), as this is very,
very spicy chilli sauce. The yellow liquid is something called Dakka, and it’s
a mixture of vinegar, garlic and cumin.
In no time at all, the waiter will
plonk onto the table your bowls of Koshari. If you wish to sample the red
and/or yellow liquids, the way to do it is to stopper the top of the bottle
with your (probably very grubby) thumb so as to leave a small gap (not the most
hygienic invention in the World but at least it’ll boost your immune system).
Gently lift the bottle, and pour the liquids sparingly, via said hole, onto
your food.
Next it’s time to mix the bad boy
up. Take the plastic/metal spoon that you’ve been allocated and carefully mix together
all of the Koshari layers. Be careful because there’s usually not enough room
in the bowl to mix it, so if you can do this without spilling half of the dish
down your front, then please contact me as I’d like to learn from your superior
wisdom.
It usually takes Egyptians on
average 5.3 seconds to drain a bowl of Koshari, but I’d recommend that you take
your time to savour the delicate nuances of the dish.
When you’ve crammed the last
mouthful into your mouth, no matter how full you feel, you must try the
traditional pudding served at all Koshari Houses – rice pudding. Then you can
truly say that you’ve had a happy carbohydrate-filled Koshari day!
